a SUPERGAY VODKA SAUCE

I have been carrying this recipe in a journal since 2005. I started working on this while I lived in Australia and by looking through my journal, it was the first day I went to ALL my classes haha. I was watching Desperate Housewives this night and making gnocchi all vodka.

Since living in Australia, I have been making this same recipe

I paired this one with SuperGay Vodka, because it’s queer owned, organic, and batched in upstate New York. Love the founders - this one is for you Aaron.

Ingredients:

• 2/3 cup vodka (obvi needed for this)

• 1 medium onion, finely diced

• 1 cup heavy cream

• 3/4 cup canned tomato paste

• 1 can whole peeled tomatoes (28oz), drained + cut into rough pieces

• 1/2 lb Bacon or Pancetta, diced

• 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) salted butter

• 2 cloves garlic, pressed

• 3/4 cup Locatelli or finely grated parmesan

• Salt + Pepper to taste

• 1 lb of Pasta - penne recommended, but choose your journey

• 1/4 Fresh Basil, chopped

Sauté bacon in medium pot. Render till crispy. Remove bacon from pan and set aside in bowl for later. In ‘pot-o-gold’ with bacon fat, add diced onion. Cook until translucent, above 5 minutes. Add garlic. Cook another minute or so, be careful not to overcook garlic. Sh*t browns real quick. Just cook enough to make fragrant. Add butter. I just love the texture butter adds to this. It’s totally not needed, but it makes the sauce more “velvety.” Once butter is melted, add diced tomatoes and tomato paste. Cook another 5 minutes or so, stirring often to meld flavors.

Add Vodka to pan. Bring to a simmer for 6-10 minutes or so. Cooking off the alcohol. Add the heavy cream, stir. This will give you the gorgeous pink-ish color you are looking for. Heat till simmering a bit. Stir in cheese + basil. Stir. Carefully taste. Add salt + pepper. You will know when the sauce is ready. It’s going to stick to the back of your spoon and be right where you want it.

I love salt, so I will always add more salt. You could add crushed red pepper into the sauce now, or just let peeps add at the table.

Cook pasta per instructions on box. There is no magic here. I like my pasta al dentè, so I tend to undercook pasta for more bite.

Add cooked Pasta to sauce, stir. This is pretty sexual. It should be. You are adding pasta to sauce to coat. I want the pasta dripping in sauce. It’s so good.

Serve. Eat.

DUTCH BABY's - The Mormon Way

I have been on a mission (Mormon pun), to find a dutch baby recipe that is a keeper. My partner Marc grew up on a farm in Idaho with 11 siblings, 11…Mormon family. Can you imagine having to cook for a dozen people every meal? No thanks. However, it brings me amazing tested recipes, which are more than comforting.

A cast iron skillet is ideal for this, but you can use another oven-safe skillet as well. If you don’t have a cast iron skillet, I highly recommend investing in one or two, or four. I use them for everything and they will outlive any other pan you have.

Recipe makes (1) dutch baby, I usually double it, because I am always cooking for more than 4.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup all-purpose flour

• 1 cup milk

• 1 teaspoons kosher salt

• 6 large eggs

• 6 tablespoons of butter

Preheat oven to 425° F with cast iron skillet inside. This is important step as it will allow for the soufflé like texture you will create.

Mix all ingredients except the butter, in a blender. Don’t waste your time doing this in a bowl. It’s just so easy to throw all in a blender. It also gives it nice whipped texture as well that will really ensure you get a nice fluffy baby.

Once oven is preheated, carefully take out the skillet and add butter. Make sure its melted and then slowly pour batter into pan. Place back in oven.

Bake 20 minutes, till puffy + golden.

Serve with syrup.

BUTTERNUT SQUASH SALMON CAKES with Dill Sriracha Sauce

Whenever this pandemic is over, I will be ready for healthy Summer meals to do in advance. This is another great meal you can prepare in advance and pop in fridge to chill until you are ready to cook. If the salmon is fresh, you could always freeze the patties for a future use, but I have been managing with frozen wild-caught salmon and would cook these shortly after you make them and reheat leftovers within 1-2 days.

I made these for dinner and will have extra for lunch, already looking forward to what I am going to do to these tomorrow mmmm.

Ingredients

SALMON CAKES:

• 24 ounces salmon, about 4 fillets, cooked (instructions below)

• 1 Cup Butternut Squash, roasted (instructions below)

• 1.5 TBLS Old Bay plus more for coating fish

• 6 TBLS chopped fresh dill or 3 teaspoons dried dill weed or more to taste

• 2 eggs, lightly beaten

• 1/4 cup chopped Chives or Scallions

• 2 TBLS Olive Oil, for frying

FOR THE DILL SRIRACHA SAUCE:

• 1 cup fat free plain Greek yogurt

• 4 TBLS chopped fresh dill (the more the merrier)

• 2 TBLS Chives or Scallions

• 1 teaspoon honey

• 4 TBLS sriracha (or more to taste)

• Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions

SALMON CAKES: Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.

1. Slice Butternut Squash in half, scoop out seeds. Spray with olive olive and place flesh side up on roasting pan or on baking sheet (with foil). Season with salt and pepper. Roast 50 to 60 minutes, until flesh is fork-tender. Set aside to cool.

2. To cook salmon. Pat salmon dry and then rub flesh with Old Bay

3. In a nonstick pan, add oil and heat to medium-high. When pan is hot, add the salmon, flesh side down and cook for 3 minutes with lid on the pan. Flip the salmon and cook fish all the way through (uncovered), about 5 more minutes. Set aside to cool

4. When Butternut squash is cooled. Scoop out into large mixing bowl and mash slightly.

5. Skin the salmon and flake into bowl with squash. Combine all other ingredients in medium bowl.

6. Using 1/3 cup measuring cup, scoop batter and shape into cakes. Place on a parchment or silat lined baking sheet. Refrigerate for 30 mins.

7. Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat.

8. Sauté cakes approximately 5 minutes on each side. Depening on pan size, you may need to do this in (2) batches. I used (2) pans to do all at once.

9. Once lightly browned on both sides, remove from skillet and transfer to paper towel lined plate.

FOR THE DILL SRIRACHA SAUCE:

1. Simply combine all ingredients in a small bowl. Serve along-side salmon cakes

BLACKENED COD with pesto spaghetti squash

This is one of those perfect summer meals when you relaxed all day at the beach or by the pool and you want to have a nice healthy dinner, but not work for it. This works with any fish, but I prefer cod or halibut. I like to have this dish always on hand to make in a pinch, so I will usually keep a spaghetti squash handy - if stored in a cool dry place, they can last up to 2 months! 

Insane. 

I also keep individually frozen cod filets in freezer, and I am slightly obsessed with Costco's Kirkland brand Pesto. It's sold in refrigerated section. It contains nuts, so don't kill anyone. I am sure one of my Italian ancestors is pissed I am using store bought, but I have made pesto sooo many times and I just cant stand cleaning all that basil, the outcome for me is not worth effort, when Kirkland did it so well.

Also, the blackened seasoning is easy enough to make from scratch if you have all the ingredients on hand. Don't be shy of a store-bought pre-mixed seasoning. I rely on them often when I have no sh*ts to give when making a quick dinner. 

Recipe for Marisol - enjoy making it for Rob :) lol 

For the Cod

Ingredients

• (4) 6 oz filet cod 

• olive oil

• lemon wedges for serving

Blackened Seasoning* (see note) 

mix all ingredients in a bowl - store excess in jar or ziplock

• 1 Tablespoon paprika

• 1 Tablespoon onion powder

• 2 teaspoon garlic powder

• 1 teaspoon black pepper

• 1 teaspoon kosher salt

• 1 teaspoon brown sugar

• 1 teaspoon cayenne

• 1/2 teaspoon thyme

• 1/2 teaspoon oregano

Instructions

• Dry cod with a paper towel to remove any excess moisture.

• Rub cod with olive oil

• Coat the cod in the blackened seasoning on all sides. Push the seasoning into the filet to ensure it coats it.

• Pour 1-2 Tablespoons into sauté pan and heat to medium high.

• Once oil is hot, place cod into the sauté pan.

• Cook each side for approximately 3-4 minutes or until cod is thoroughly cooked through.

• Serve with lemon wedges.

*note: store bought blackened seasoning is totally fine, I am all about ease of cooking and investing time where most needed. My store bought seasoning of choice for fish is Chef Paul Prudhomme's Magic Seasoning Blends: Blackened Redfish Magic Seasoning

For the Pesto Spaghetti Squash

Ingredients

• 1 spaghetti squash

• Store bought pesto (I prefer Costcos Kirkland brand, I put that sh*t on everything)

• olive oil

• salt and pepper

Instructions

1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit and line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper.

2. With a sharp knife cut off the top and bottom ends of the spaghetti squash. Stand the squash upright and carefully slice through it from top to bottom to divide it in half, you should be sitting it lenghtwise in half. Be careful - this is the hardest part of the whole recipe.

3. Scoop out the seeds and discard them. Rub the insides of each squash half with olive oil and rub it all over the inside. Season the insides with salt and pepper, then place them cut-side down on the prepared baking sheet.

4. Bake for 40 to 60 minutes, until the cut sides are browning and the inside is easily pierced through with a fork. 

5. Once the squash is done and you can cleanly remove a fork when poking it, fluff the inside with a fork to make the insides spaghetti-like. You can get deep in there and keep using the fork to remove spaghetti like squash.

6. Place in bowl. 

7. Add 1/4 cup or so of pesto. Mix well. 

8. You can heat this up if preferred to ensure the sauce warms up and evenly coats the squash, I prefer it @ room temp.

FIRE ISLAND ICE CUBES

Welcome to Fire Island, you should be making this recipe in the winter/spring as you prepare for summer - this is a great meal to make ahead for all you meal-preppers. It will feed a crowd and is not too expensive.

This checks every box for many special diets, which is rare these days - it's keto, vegan, and gluten free and also super low calorie. 

Now you will want to make sure your freezer even works...this is critical to frozen ice. Does your house have an ice maker or even ice-trays, this will be the hardest part of the recipe. If you have a built in ice-maker, you must be rich. If you don't have ice-trays, or if they look like they have been used to clean the toilet, you should Amazon some ASAP or get some at the Pines Pantry. 

Even if you have an ice-maker, you will run out of ice. So make sure to have some extra trays on hand or a bag of store bought ice.

Ingredients

• 2 cups water (approximately)

• 2 tablespoons water (additional if needed)

Directions

Empty the ice cubes that are left in the trays (if there are any left) into the bin.Take the trays over to the sink and fill them with cold water [Hot water will freeze faster and more clear], so use HOT if possible.Place the water filled ice trays back in the freezer. Replace the ice bin if you had to remove it. Shut the door to the freezer. Be sure to leave for around 4-6 hours at least to make sure it is frozen. If you want to get fancy, you can freeze things into the ice like fruit, or freeze juices/mixers. One of our favorite things to do is freeze iced-tea or coffee and use it for our ice to not dilute down the drink. 

Enjoy your summer. 

DILL & GOAT CHEESE MINI EGG FRITTATAS

These Dill & Goat Cheese Mini Frittatas are quick and easy to throw together, and reheat well for a quick breakfast any day of the week. I have been working on fine tuning some recipes for Fire Island, when things turn back to normal and I can enjoy brunch out here with others. This are a great do-ahead breakfast that will free you up in morning when you wake up hung-over, or just too tired to cook.

These are also SO easy to modify & customize. I happened to have fresh dill and goat cheese, but any combination of herbs, cheese, and cooked meat or veggies would work well here. These are a staple in our house and since they are done in muffin tins, you can feed the masses with little to no extra effort.

Ingredients (makes a dozen mini frittatas)

• 6 large eggs

• 1/4 cup milk

• 1/2 cup crumbed goat cheese

• 4 TBLS chopped fresh dill

• Salt & pepper to taste

Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

1. Spray a 12-cup muffin tin with nonstick spray and set aside.

2. In a large bowl, whisk together eggs, milk, cheese, dill, salt and pepper.

3. Pour egg mixture into prepared muffin cups and fill 2/3 to 3/4 with egg mixture. Sometimes I make too much egg mixture and it just won't fit into tins, don't overfill.

4. Bake 20-25 minutes, they will rise a bunch and be golden brown. Cool in muffin tin for about 5 minutes, then remove and serve immediately, or transfer to a wire rack to finish cooling if you are going to refrigerate for later.

I ended up serving these ones on an English muffin with fresh bacon and mixed greens tossed with some lemon and white vinegar. Highly recommend adding a pop of freshness to your breakfast with some vinegar or citrus.

SEASONED BAKED POTATO WEDGES

I crave KFC potato wedges all the time, the reason they are so good is because they are twice fried. Obviously they are going to be delicious, they get that insanely yummy coating/crust on them. Since it's summer and I am on Fire Island, clothing is optional and frying is not. I wanted to satisfy my urge somehow in a healthier way. Roasting at high heat is a way to accomplish a similar texture on the potatoes.

Ingredients

• 6-8 Russet Potatoes (works with others as well)

• 3 teaspoons paprika

• 2 teaspoons garlic powder

• 2 teaspoons onion powder

• Salt & pepper

• 2-3 Tablespoons olive oil

Directions

Preheat oven to 450F. Line (2) baking sheets with non-stick foil or a silicone baking mat. You can also just use regular foil, but make to spray with cooking spray generously, they are likely to stick. The silicon baking mat works best in my opinion. I also prefer to use rimmed baking sheets. They are like guard rails for everything I wanna cook on them. 

Wash and scrub the potatoes. Make sure to get into grooves and clean dirt out, cut away any bad parts. Cut each potato in half lengthwise then cut into 4 wedges so that eat potato yields 8 wedges. If you are using other potatoes you may make smaller and less wedges. 

Place wedges in large bowl. Add spices and drizzle with oil. Toss to coat. Season well with salt and pepper. 

Spread the wedges in single layer on baking sheets. Bake 40 mins or so, until golden and cooked. You can test doneness with a fork. I like mine a little extra crispy, so I may or may not leave them in the oven a little longer. It's up to you. 

For dinner tonight, I paired these with Sloppy Nick.

Enjoy. I am still going to KFC, but these work for now.

BLACK BEAN VEGGIE BURGER

I will never be a vegetarian. NEVER. Unless the bacon industry collapsed and pigs went extinct…..

I do enjoy cooking for vegetarians. I have a handful of signature dishes I turn to that are always a crowd pleaser, vegetarian or not. 

This recipe is from one of my favorites: SkinnyTaste. If you aren’t following Gina, than you are really missing out.

I slightly modified – but the original recipe is just as amazing. I typically will always follow a recipe to the T @ first, then make it my own over time.

I made these in Vermont after skiing, they were a HUGE hit.  I was then harassed all week for the recipe…haha. Harassed! Can you believe it? My own family was threatening me to share the recipe. Love you guys.

These freeze super well. I try to keep these on hand at all times for the unexpected vegetarian, or when we just want to have a meatless Monday. Enjoy.

Ingredients - makes 8 burgers

• (2) 16 oz can black beans, rinsed and drained

• 1 red bell pepper, chopped

• 1 cup chopped scallions, roughly chopped

• bunch of cilantro – adjust to taste – I LOVE IT

• 1 clove garlic

• 2 eggs

• 2 tbsp cumin

• 1/2 to 1 tsp kosher salt

• hot sauce to taste (I think I used about 2 tsp)

• 1 cup quick oats

Directions:

Drain and rinse beans well, make sure to dry well. Add to large bowl and mash with fork, or potato masher. If you wanna save your wrist, use a potato masher, but it’s just as easy to do with large fork. Set aside.

In a food processor, add cilantro, pepper, scallion, and garlic, mix well. In a pinch, you can always just use a knife and finely chop everything – in case you don’t wanna break out the food processor, but make sure you finely chop.

Next, add oats, then eggs, cumin, hot sauce and salt into the food processor, mix well.

Add to bowl and fold into bean mixture.

Form into eight patties and place on a wax paper lined rimmed baking sheet. Skinny Taste recommends that if it’s too wet, chill the mixture 30 minutes in the refrigerator or add another tablespoon of oats – totally works.

Pop in the freezer at least 2 hours before cooking or keep frozen until ready to cook.

Heat a lightly sprayed skillet to medium heat and cook frozen burgers about 7 minutes on each side.

If grilling, lightly oil a sheet of aluminum foil; grill 7-8 minutes on each side or you can bake in the oven at 375° on a lightly oiled baking sheet.

Serve as you wish. I just topped mine with avocado, but you can put on a bun with spicy mayo and it’s delicious.

ROASTED BROCCOLINI SALAD W/ PROSCIUTTO & CHICKPEAS

I love the color and textures of this salad. Could easily do this with broccoli or cauliflower, but the broccolini is perfect size and delicate. Could even add more of a crunch to this with some chopped shelled pistachios, which I wish I had added….next time. I wanted to do something different for Memorial day, so I made this.

Ingredients:

• 3-4 bunches of broccolini

• 1/2 red onion sliced thin

• 1 tsp kosher salt

• 1 tsp lemon zest

• 1/4 tsp freshly ground pepper

• 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil

• 4 -8 oz prosciutto….don’t be shy

• 1 can, chickpeas, drained

• 1 tsp lemon juice

• 1/4 tsp salt

• 1/4 cup dried cherries

• 2 tsp lemon juice

• 2 tbsp goat cheese

• 1 heaping tbsp parmesan

• crushed black pepper

Directions

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. 

Thinly slice 1/2 of a red onion. Zest 1 tsp of lemon zest. In a large bowl add broccolini, onion, zest, salt, pepper, and olive oil. Toss well to combine.

Place ingredients on a rimmed baking sheet, spread out evenly. 

Roast in oven 20-25 minutes.

Take out of oven. Slice prosciutto into ribbons. Place over slightly roasted broccolini. Add dried cherries, chickpeas, sprinkle parmesan, and finally dollop goat cheese over the salad.

Place back in oven for 10-15 minutes. 

I would even broil it for a bit to crisp it up and add texture. 

Toss to serve, warm or cold.

HONEY-SOY BROILED SALMON

I swore I posted this recipe before, but I can’t seem to find it….so clearly I am going crazy. I am surprised it took me so long to post this one from EatingWell. 

I never used to eat salmon, I even used to avoid it. 

It was always the fishiest in my head, but I don’t ever remember trying it. I saw this one day on EatingWell and loved the ingredients. I thought maybe I could learn to like salmon, if I cooked it myself.

So here I was, scared to even touch salmon and I made this recipe. The minute I could smell the honey caramelize, I knew I was going to love it. I was right.

Ingredients:

• 1 scallion, minced

• 2 tablespoons reduced-sodium soy sauce

• 1 tablespoon rice vinegar

• 1 tablespoon honey

• 1 teaspoon minced fresh ginger

• 1 pound center-cut salmon fillet, skinned and cut into 4 portions (they can skin it where you buy it - highly recommend having them do this for you)

• 1 teaspoon toasted sesame seeds

Whisk scallion, soy sauce, vinegar, honey and ginger in a medium bowl until the honey is dissolved.

Place salmon in a sealable plastic bag, add 3 tablespoons of the sauce and refrigerate; let marinate for 15 minutes. Reserve the remaining sauce.


Preheat broiler. Line a small baking pan with foil and coat with cooking spray.

Transfer the salmon to the pan, skinned-side down. (Discard the marinade.)

Broil the salmon 4 to 6 inches from the heat source until cooked through, 6 to 10 minutes. Drizzle with the reserved sauce and garnish with sesame seeds.

SPICY BUTTERNUT SQUASH TURKEY MEATLOAF

Martha Stewart, enough said. She just gets me. This is exactly what I needed in my life.

I have been wanting to make meatloaf for weeks now and was pressured in my house to stay away from beef. So, was thinking about making a meatloaf with turkey, but wasn’t sure what I wanted to put in it to keep it moist, since turkey is more lean than beef. My mind immediately goes to BACON, naturally. 

Then Martha goes ahead and comes up with this sh$t…..bacon, butternut squash and sage….what the hell does she smoke, because I want some. 

This is a keeper. 

Ingredients:

• 2 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil

• 1 small yellow onion, diced medium (3/4 cup)

• 1 garlic clove, minced

• 1/2 small butternut squash, peeled and diced medium (1 1/3 cups)

• 3 ounces pancetta or bacon, diced medium (1/2 cup)

• 1 3/4 teaspoons chopped fresh sage leaves

• 1 teaspoon red-pepper flakes

• Coarse salt and ground pepper

• 1 1/2 pounds ground pork or turkey

• 1 cup grated Parmesan (2 3/4 ounces)

• 1 to 2 slices white sandwich bread, diced medium (1 cup)

• 1 large egg

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a medium skillet, heat oil over medium-high. Add onion, garlic, butternut squash, and bacon and cook, stirring occasionally, until onion is soft and vegetables begin to brown, 5-7 minutes.

Add sage and red-pepper flakes, season with salt, and cook, stirring, 1 minute.

In a large bowl, combine ground turkey, cheese, bread, and egg.

Add vegetable mixture and season with 2 teaspoons salt. Using your hands, mix until ingredients are combined. 

Transfer to lightly oiled roasting pan, form into a loaf.

Bake until meatloaf is cooked through, 40 minutes, rotating pan halfway through. Let rest 15 minutes before slicing…or just eat it. haha

GOLDEN BAKED PORK CUTLETS

I have been making these for years and every time I take my first bite, its like an explosion of flavor in my mouth.

This is a great recipe to spice up your weeknight meals. Pork is pretty cheap, so it’s a great dinner that tastes more expensive than it is. I found the recipe on EatingWell and follow it pretty much the same, except I use pork chops vs. a pork tenderloin cut up. I used to buy the pork tenderloin and slice it into cutlets, but I got lazy and rushed during the weeknights after work, so now I just buy the chops. You can make any variation to this, I know some folks don’t like added sugar, so you can omit that and even the onion powder and they still come out great. Also I have substituted Olive Oil in the past and they came out fine, a little heavier to me, but again I know some folks are anti-canola.

This is a staple in our house. Serve it with some cinnamon-spiced applesauce and you are good to go. The cinnamon compliments this well, trust me.

Ingredients:

• 2 pounds center cut boneless pork chops sliced thin (trimmed of most of fat)

• 1 cup dry breadcrumbs, preferably whole-wheat

• 2 teaspoons sugar

• 1 teaspoon paprika

• 1 teaspoon onion powder

• 1 teaspoon salt

• 8 teaspoons canola oil

• 1 large egg white, lightly beaten

• 4-6 teaspoons cornstarch

Preheat oven to 400°F. Coat a rimmed baking sheet with cooking spray.

Mix breadcrumbs, sugar, paprika, onion powder and salt in a shallow dish. Drizzle with oil and mash with a fork until the oil is thoroughly incorporated.

Lightly beat egg white with a fork in another shallow dish.

Sprinkle cornstarch over the pork slices and pat to coat evenly on both sides. Dip the pork into the egg, then press into the breading mixture until evenly coated on both sides. (Discard leftover mixture.)

Place the pork on the prepared baking sheet. Bake until just barely pink in the center and an instant-read thermometer registers 145°F, 14 to 16 minutes.